Come on small dog let’s do the twist, take me by my little hand and go like this.

September 25, 2007 at 10:31 am 6 comments

Dear Professor:

Smalldogarific has been absent from school due to upper respiratory congestion.

Best,
Mr. & Mrs. Smalldogarific

P.S.: Happy Fall!

Now is as good a time as any to get a jump start on your New Year’s resolutions and hone your canine freestyle skills. “”You have to pick out music that goes with your dog…The dogs can do figure eights around your legs. They spin, and we spin. Sometimes they’re on their hind legs. They can wave, do marching things, jump over things.”

Did anyone catch this sight of dog magnificence?

Authorities are saying that DMX is no Michael Vick, but something is definitely going on at the rapper’s Phoenix home. Police recently raided his home and found the carcasses of three dogs, that apparently were burned beyond recognition.

via Dogs with Cones

Military police in Amsterdam made a shocking (and delightful discovery) at Amsterdam’s Schiphol airport. An airport employee heard strange noises coming from a luggage locker and alerted the military police. When the locker was opened they found, “a small keeshond dog in a carrier bag stuffed between several suitcases. The dog’s owner did leave some water and dog food in the locker.” So thoughtful!

A sixth month old puppy has gone missing after taking a ride on a tornado.

If you are thinking of getting a hyprid wolf puppy, read this first! Important characteristics to note: they can “dig under any fence within minutes…howl every night…Jump an 8 foot fence.” I’d like to pre-order two hybrid wold puppies with laser beam eyes. Thanks.  Anyone else want to tack a few on to my order?

I’ll drink to that:

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via Pup City

Today’s Small Dog Headlines:
Dog returned to ‘speechless’ Chicago panhandler
Couple arraigned in Fremont dog mauling case
New law saves puppy
Spilled chemical burns dog
City pays $27,000 to man who says cop shot his dog
Ten convicted of being involved in ‘sadistic and pitiless’ dog fight

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Entry filed under: DMX, dog, dogs, Hybrid Wolf, puppy, SEPTEMBER 2007, small dog, small dogs, tornado.

I wouldn’t if I were you, I know what small dogs can do. She’s deadly man, she could really rip your world apart. Mind over matter, ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart. I closed my eyes to see your sweet face, a coke can beside me, I slept in hell. Small dogs can be so deceiving when they love you well.

6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Stephanie  |  September 25, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Dear SD,

    I would like to order SEVERAL wolf dogs. I will do activities with them like chasing locals and dancing with mummies (although the mummies would call it dancing with wolves…)

    Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

    Best regards,
    Stephanie

    Reply
  • 2. smalldogarific  |  September 25, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    Dear Stephanie:

    And by several, I take it you mean several hundred? SOLD, to the young lady in the pink blazer.

    Best,
    Smalldogarific

    Reply
  • 3. Stephanie  |  September 25, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    SD,

    I will need at least 400 in varying shapes and sizes. Please also make sure one is able to teleport with its mind.

    Thank you,
    Stephanie

    Reply
  • 4. smalldogarific  |  September 25, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    Dear Stephanie:

    Coming right up! They are actually having a special, and are willing to throw in laser beam googly eyes at no extra charge! Imagine that?!?!

    Best,
    Smalldogarific

    Reply
  • 5. Stephanie  |  September 25, 2007 at 10:18 pm

    LASER BEAM + GOOGLY + WOLF DOG + TELEPORT = CHANGE THE WOOOORRRRRLLLLDDDD!

    Reply
  • 6. smalldogarific  |  September 26, 2007 at 8:42 am

    Dear Stephanie:

    That’s my motto, changing the world one small dog at a time.

    Best,
    Smalldogarific

    Reply

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