I saw the world crashing all around your small dog face. Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace.

April 10, 2007 at 9:41 am 7 comments

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With the summer almost upon us, you might need to get a life vest for your small dog. Do note: it’s not recommended for short legged breeds!

Stewart (and Joan) have really done it again. Yesterday, Joan sent me these absolutely amazing photos of Stewart. Doesn’t he look smart and sophisticated? Joan indicated that Stewart spent his holiday weekend reading. I bet he’s reading the Unbearable Lightnes of Being, a favorite of mine! Joan, what in fact is he reading?

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I’ll drink to that:

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Entry filed under: APRIL 2007.

And all the small dogs in Tokyo couldn’t make me stay. Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving. I sure as hell can’t do it by myself. I’m feeling like a small dog in heat. Barred indoors from the summer street.

7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Joan  |  April 10, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    Dear SD,
    He was! He was actually reading the original Czech version of the Unbearable Lightness of Being.
    You sure know your small dogs smalldogarific!
    On the other hand, he tricked us both. I can’t exactly say what I found underneath the book. Let’s just say it was a small stack of “magazines”.
    -Joan

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  • 2. smalldogarific  |  April 10, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Joan:

    Stewart really is intelligent and sophisticated! He speaks English and Czech!

    As for his “magazines,” don’t tell me he went all Dog Fancy on us!?!?!

    Best,
    Smalldogarific

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  • 3. Joan  |  April 10, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    SD
    Dog Fancy was in the pile!
    It gets worse, lots of SDP(small dog porn).
    I don’t know, some might have been big dog with small dog, I’m not sure.
    I don’t even know where he got them!
    I told him to keep them under his doggie bed mattess, and that I never wanted to see them again!
    I guess my little small dog boy is all grown up.
    Am I a bad mother?
    Please help?!

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  • 4. smalldogarific  |  April 10, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Dear Joan:

    You are worse than Joan Crawford herself. Is your last name Crawford??? I know it is, don’t lie to us anymore Joan.

    Kidding. You aren’t a bad mother, children (even small dogs) develop at an unnatural pace these days, must be all the hormones in the food.

    Best,
    Smalldogarific

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  • 5. Joan  |  April 10, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Thanks SD.
    You are probably correct.
    I feel much better now!
    -Joan(non-Crawford)

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  • 6. Beth  |  April 10, 2007 at 7:25 pm

    Joan-
    Do the words “Stewart bring me the ax!!! mean anything to you?
    My apologies, I couldn’t resist.
    I must say Stewart continues to impress me. Is there anything he doesn’t do? His face is so expressive and you can just see the genius in his eyes.
    I wouldn’t worry about the magazines. I know this must be a difficult time for you as a parent but even small dogs must grow up. If I remember correctly doesn’t he have a “special feline friend?”

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  • 7. Joan  |  April 10, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    Beth-
    Ah but nobody ever said life was fair Beth. I’m bigger and I’m faster. I will always beat you.
    I had to!
    I do thank you for your kind words, and advice though.
    Stewart is an amazing guy, and he is extremly expressive. He is exactly like a human, only very small, walks on for legs, and is very furry.
    I’m more than postive he has been experimenting sexually with the cat.
    -Joan

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